Monday, March 3, 2008

The Maniac

Meet Bruno.



Bruno was residing in the West Wind with me. He is slowly migrating to the back porch. He is currently halfway there, as his "den" is now in the living room. Next stop: the porch. It is enclosed, and it will be heated. He isn't allowed to be outdoors because Dad is afraid the coyote's will get him. (Yeah...and they would probably win too because Bruno is kind of an idiot.) Here are some more facts about stinky:




He is about four years old.

A full-grown Dalmatian.


Very energetic.

Graduated from three classes in obedience and agility.

Likes to play B-A-L-L.

Fast friends with ANYONE who will throw the ball for him to chase after.

Chews anything that is plastic with great fervor!
Spoiled rotten.


Frequents parades, where he assists the Fire Chief (my Dad) greet the public.

Fairly friendly, yet protective.


Pretends to have a "hurt paw" when he wants attention. (Only Dad falls for this one!)

Likes to chase the "red light" (the laser light we shine around).


Tears open "his" mail.

Eats apples and peanut butter for snacks when he is a very good boy.

Loves to bury his ball in the snow.

Enjoys drinking water directly from the spout at the outdoor well.

Will spend hours chewing on a rawhide bone!

Sneaks up on the couch when Mom or Dad is not around.

Steals people food whenever he can.
(Including whole sticks of real butter, muffins - with the wrapper still on it -
my blueberry waffles, Krispy Kreme donuts and anything else he can get his paws on!)

Enjoys snooping around while I scrapbook.

Oh...and is a MANIAC! Observe the video of him playing with an old sheet he has confiscated from inside his den.




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